Newton's Laws on Love

Newton's Laws on Love

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC
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Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "



First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In
Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External
Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The
Boy. "



Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The
Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "



Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A
Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While
Slapping."